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i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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