some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
This toilet bowl is my home.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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