But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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