Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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