Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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