So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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