Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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