he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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