So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I accidentally burped into my bong.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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