Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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