Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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