Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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