Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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