i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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