Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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