Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I should be sponsored by Trojan
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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