She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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