He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
now i know why i became what i already was.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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