it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Come on in and take your pants off
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