are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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