I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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