Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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