I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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