thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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