i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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