im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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