How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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