So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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