she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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