and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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