I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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