We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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