You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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