something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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