Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just took my morning after pill in the library
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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