Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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