and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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