i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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