you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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