Midget sex pt 2 tonight
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I'm always down for nudity.
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