Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Randomize