is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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