I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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