Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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