Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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