: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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