Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Farmville is her only friend.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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