She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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