You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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