How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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