The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
