I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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