Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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